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♪ HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS ♪

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♪ IT'S THE BEST TIME
OF THE YEAR ♪

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REBECCA: WHAT TIME OF
YEAR IS IT?

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JONATHAN: CHRISTMAS TIME.

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REBECCA: YEAH,

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OKAY, SO HOLLY
JOLLY CHRISTMAS.

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JONATHAN: IS THAT THE
THEME OF TODAY'S EPISODE?

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REBECCA: YEAH, I'M HOLLY
AND JOLLY OVER HERE.

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JONATHAN: OKAY.

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REBECCA: OKAY, SO...

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JONATHAN: I'LL BE HOLLY,

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YOU BE JOLLY.

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REBECCA: JOLLY.

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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♪♪

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REBECCA: WELCOME TO THE
REBECCA WEISS PODCAST.

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JONATHAN: THANK YOU.

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I LOVE YOUR NEW SET.

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IT'S THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL THING

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I'VE EVER SEEN.

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REBECCA: IT WAS A COLLAB
EFFORT BETWEEN ME AND YOU.

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JONATHAN: I KNOW AND ELIANA.

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SHE WAS WITH US.

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REBECCA: YEAH.

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CALL US UP,

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IF YOU WANT US FOR
INTERIOR DESIGNER TIPS.

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JONATHAN: ACTUALLY, DON'T.

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OUR SCHEDULES
ARE COMPLETELY BOOKED.

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REBECCA: WE DON'T KNOW
WHAT WE'RE DOING.

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JONATHAN: YEAH,

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AND THAT TOO.

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REBECCA: OKAY, SO HOLLY
JOLLY CHRISTMAS.

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JONATHAN: IS THAT THE THEME
OF TODAY'S EPISODE?

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REBECCA: YEAH,

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I'M HOLLY AND JOLLY
OVER HERE.

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JONATHAN: OKAY.

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REBECCA: OKAY, SO...

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JONATHAN: I'LL BE HOLLY

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AND YOU BE JOLLY.

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REBECCA: JOLLY.

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OKAY, SO WHAT IS
CHRISTMAS TO YOU?

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WHAT DO YOU LIKE
ABOUT CHRISTMAS?

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LET'S DO AN EASY QUESTION.

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JONATHAN: WELL, NOW
THAT I HAVE KIDS,

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I FEEL LIKE MY FAVORITE
PART OF CHRISTMAS IS LIKE

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ENJOYING CHRISTMAS
THROUGH THE KIDS.

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BUT I ALSO LIKE, YOU KNOW,
SETTING UP THE TREE,

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GETTING IT DECORATED.

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REBECCA: WE HAD NO
DECORATIONS ON IT LAST YEAR.

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JONATHAN: PUTTING LIGHTS
ON OUR HOUSE.

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WELL, FOR ME,

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THE LIGHTS ARE
GOOD ENOUGH.

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REBECCA: THAT WAS
BASICALLY OUR TREE.

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JONATHAN: TO ME,
THAT'S DECORATED.

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I ACTUALLY DON'T LIKE ALL
THE FROU-FROU, FROU-FROU?

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REBECCA: OH, YOU KNOW WHAT

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I JUST REALIZED,

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IF WE DON'T BUY
ORNAMENTS NOW,

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THEY'RE GOING TO
BE ALL SOLD OUT.

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JONATHAN: YEAH, BUT THAT'S MY
GRAND PLAN IS TO JUST

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DELAY UNTIL
THEY'RE ALL GONE.

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I DON'T LIKE ALL THE
ORNAMENTS TO BE HONEST.

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I LIKE THE LIGHTS.

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I THINK THAT LOOKS
THE CLEANEST.

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REBECCA: IF ANYONE ASKS,
WE'RE JUST MINIMALISTS.

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JONATHAN: OKAY.

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REBECCA: YEAH.

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THAT'S TRENDY, RIGHT?

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JONATHAN: I DON'T KNOW.

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I'M NOT THE RIGHT
GUY FOR THAT.

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BUT YEAH, MY FAVORITE
THING ABOUT CHRISTMAS IS,

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UM, OF COURSE,
CELEBRATING JESUS

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COMING TO EARTH.

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BUT REALLY DOING ALL THE
FESTIVITIES AS A FAMILY.

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YOU KNOW, MY PARENTS
ARE COMING TO TOWN.

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THE BOYS ARE EXCITED.

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WE'LL DO WHATEVER
IS GOING ON.

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I MEAN, WHAT DO WE DO?

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WE COME HERE.

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REBECCA: WHAT DO WE DO?

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JONATHAN: YEAH,
WE COME HERE

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WHERE WE HAVE THE DAYSTAR
CHRISTMAS LIGHTS,

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WHICH IS A LOT OF FUN.

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REBECCA: UH-HUH.

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JONATHAN: I LOVE, BOTH OF OUR
BOYS LOVE RECEIVING GIFTS.

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SO IT'S FUN FOR ME

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AND YOU TO LIKE GET
THEM SOMETHING.

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REBECCA: AND GIFTS IS YOUR
LOVE LANGUAGE.

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JONATHAN: IS THAT TRUE?

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REBECCA: IT'S TRUE.

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JONATHAN: I FEEL LIKE I FIT LIKE
ALL THE LOVE LANGUAGES.

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IT MIGHT BE LIKE --

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REBECCA: I WANT
ALL OF THEM.

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JONATHAN: I'M HOARDING
THEM, YEAH.

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REBECCA: NO, I WOULD SAY

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I THINK GIFTS IS YOUR LOVE
LANGUAGE BECAUSE YOU ARE

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ALWAYS INTENTIONAL ABOUT
GIVING PEOPLE GIFTS.

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AND I AM NOT THAT WAY AND YOU
HAVE HELPED TEACH ME THAT,

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YOU'VE HELPED
DEVELOP THAT IN ME.

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JONATHAN: BUT YEAH,
MY FAVORITE GIFTS

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ARE THE ONES THAT
YOU'VE GIVEN ME.

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SO I ACTUALLY WILL ARGUE LIKE
THIS WATCH, YOU GAVE THIS

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TO ME ON OUR WEDDING DAY.

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REBECCA: HEY!

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JONATHAN: IT HAS OUR WEDDING
DAY INSCRIBED ON THE BACK.

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I THOUGHT THAT WAS
VERY THOUGHTFUL.

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REBECCA: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?

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I WOULD SAY IT'S WAY MORE
FUN TO GIVE GIFTS TO

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SOMEONE WHOSE LOVE
LANGUAGE IS GIFTS BECAUSE

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THEY APPRECIATE IT SO MUCH.

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AND I THINK ASHY,
LITTLE ASH.

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JONATHAN: YEAH.

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REBECCA: HE LOVES GIFTS.

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JONATHAN: OUR FIRSTBORN
SON LOVES GIFTS.

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REBECCA: HE'S ALREADY
ASKING ABOUT FUTURE GIFTS.

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JONATHAN: HANUKKAH,
HIS BIRTHDAY, YEAH.

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REBECCA: YEAH.

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JONATHAN: OKAY, SO WHAT DOES

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CHRISTMAS MEAN TO YOU
OR WHAT ARE YOU MOST

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EXCITED ABOUT CHRISTMAS
THIS YEAR?

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REBECCA: WELL, I AM VERY
MUCH THE PERSON

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I DO NOT CELEBRATE
LIKE IN JULY.

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I AM LIKE VERY MUCH A
MAYBE NOVEMBER.

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JONATHAN: WHEN DO YOU START
GETTING FESTIVE IN YOUR HEART?

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REBECCA: YOU KNOW, THIS IS
A GREAT DEBATE AMONG PEOPLE.

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DO YOU START CELEBRATING
IN NOVEMBER?

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DO YOU START CELEBRATING
AFTER THANKSGIVING?

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DO YOU START IN DECEMBER?

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EVERYONE'S A
LITTLE DIFFERENT.

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THERE'S ALWAYS THE VERY EAGER
CHRISTMAS PEOPLE.

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THEY LIKE TO START

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PRETTY MUCH AS SOON
AS NOVEMBER STARTS.

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BUT I AM MORE OF A TRUE
GIVE THANKSGIVING ITS SPACE

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AND THEN LET CHRISTMAS
BE CELEBRATED.

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JONATHAN: I AM THE SAME.

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REBECCA: YEAH, BECAUSE WE
BOTH LOVE THANKSGIVING.

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PIE, FOOTBALL, FALL LEAVES,

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IT'S A GREAT TIME AND
BEING GRATEFUL,

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BUT THIS ISN'T
A THANKSGIVING EPISODE.

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THIS IS A CHRISTMAS
EPISODE.

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OKAY, REALLY QUICK.

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ONE MORE THING
ABOUT CHRISTMAS

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AND THEN WE'LL JUMP INTO
THIS GAME THAT THEY HAVE

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PREPARED FOR US.

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WHAT DO I LOVE
ABOUT CHRISTMAS?

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I THINK CHRISTMAS BECAME A
LOT MORE MEANINGFUL TO ME

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WHEN I REDEDICATED
MY LIFE TO JESUS.

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BECAUSE I BECAME INTO
REALLY CELEBRATING

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THE INCARNATION,

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YOU KNOW, EMMANUEL,
GOD WITH US, RIGHT?

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UM, AS WE'VE HAD KIDS,

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IT'S JUST MADE IT SO
MUCH MORE FULL OF WONDER

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BECAUSE THEY SEE THE
WORLD IN SUCH A DIFFERENT

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PERSPECTIVE AS US AND I
LOVE BEING ABLE TO SEE

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THE WORLD THROUGH A CHILD'S
EYES BECAUSE CHILDREN ARE

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SO INNOCENT AND THEY ARE
SO CAPTIVATED BY THE

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SIMPLE THINGS THAT I THINK
WE MIGHT TAKE FOR GRANTED.

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OH, WE SEE THAT EVERY DAY.

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SO THEY BRING WONDER BACK
INTO THE HOME AND JOY.

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AND NOW THAT WE
HAVE OUR ELIANA JOY,

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IT'S GOING TO BE A WHOLE
NEW YEAR WITH NEW THINGS

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TO DO AS A FAMILY OF FIVE.

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WHAT?

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JONATHAN: I KNOW.

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REBECCA: SO I'M LOOKING
FORWARD TO IT AND YOU KNOW

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I WILL SAY IN TEXAS,

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I ACTUALLY LIKE THE
MONTH OF DECEMBER.

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IT'S NOT -- THE
WEATHER'S NICE.

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THERE'S A TON OF THINGS TO
DO FOR CHRISTMAS AND SO

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IT'S A GOOD TIME.

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BUT ONE YEAR,

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WE WILL HAVE A
SNOW CHRISTMAS.

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WE WILL GO SOMEWHERE,
IT'S MY DREAM.

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I DON'T KNOW IF
WE'LL EVER DO IT,

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BUT I'VE NEVER REALLY
BEEN IN A PLACE

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THAT SNOWS ON CHRISTMAS.

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JONATHAN: WE'VE HAD SNOW HERE.

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REBECCA: NOT DURING CHRISTMAS.

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IT'S ALWAYS LIKE
IN FEBRUARY.

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JONATHAN: OKAY.

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REBECCA: IT'S OKAY
YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA.

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JONATHAN: NO, I FEEL

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LIKE IT'S BEEN
DURING CHRISTMAS.

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REBECCA: THERE WAS ONE
CHRISTMAS WHERE IT SNOWED.

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YOU WERE NOT HERE.

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JONATHAN: WE'VE HAD THE
BUBBLE SNOW.

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REBECCA: WHAT'S
THE BUBBLE SNOW?

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JONATHAN: IT'S LIKE A --

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REBECCA: OH, AT
DAYSTAR, THE FAKE SNOW.

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YEAH, WE HAVE THAT
AT LEAST OKAY.

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OKAY, WELL, LET'S GET
INTO THIS GAME.

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JONATHAN: LET'S PLAY.

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REBECCA: ALL RIGHT.

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WHERE ARE MY CARDS?

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WHO'S GOING TO
GO FIRST?

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ME OR YOU?

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JONATHAN: YOU WILL GO FIRST
BECAUSE YOU ARE THE

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HOSTESS WITH THE MOSTEST.

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SO WE'RE PLAYING A GAME
CALLED NEVER HAVE I EVER

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AND I THINK WE
RAISE THESE UP.

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♪ YOU RAISE ME UP ♪

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REBECCA: DO YOU KNOW
THAT SONG?

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JONATHAN: NEVER HAVE I EVER
SPENT A CHRISTMAS ALONE.

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REBECCA: THANK GOD.

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JONATHAN: HAVE I EVER SPENT
A CHRISTMAS ALONE?

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I AM MOST
CERTAINLY HAVE.

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REBECCA: YOU HAVE?

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JONATHAN: I'M SURE OF IT.

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REBECCA: GIVE RECEIPTS.

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JONATHAN: I DON'T KNOW.

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I THINK WHEN I
LIVED IN ISRAEL.

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I DON'T THINK I WAS
WITH ANYBODY.

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REBECCA: DO THEY CELEBRATE
CHRISTMAS IN ISRAEL?

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JONATHAN: YEAH.

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SORT OF, SOME DO,
SOME DON'T.

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THERE'S LIKE A LARGE CHRISTIAN
POPULATION IN ISRAEL.

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SO LIKE WHERE I WAS
LIVING IN HAIFA,

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IT GETS REALLY DECORATED.

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AND THEN WE WENT --

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OH, NO, I WASN'T ALONE.

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I HAD FRIENDS.

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REBECCA: YEAH.

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JONATHAN: I GUESS I WAS
THINKING WITH FAMILY.

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SO I WASN'T ALONE.

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REBECCA: YEAH.

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JONATHAN: I WAS WITH FRIENDS.

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SO THAT WAS COOL.

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BUT, YEAH, YOU GO TO LIKE
NAZARETH AND IT'S ALL DECORATED.

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YOU KNOW, HAIFA
WHERE I WAS LIVING,

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THERE'S A WHOLE AREA --

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REBECCA: 'CAUSE THAT'S
WHERE JESUS WAS BORN.

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JONATHAN: YEAH.

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REBECCA: SO I MEAN,
YEAH, THERE SHOULD

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BE SOME CHRISTMAS
CELEBRATIONS.

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JONATHAN: WE WENT TO
NAZARETH AND WE WENT

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AND VISITED A CHURCH.

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I WAS WITH A
BUDDY OF MINE.

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AND WE SANG CHRISTMAS
CAROLS AND IT WAS HUNKY DORY.

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I DON'T THINK THAT'S
A CHRISTMAS PHRASE,

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BUT IT WAS IT WAS SWEET.

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REBECCA: WHAT WAS YOUR
FAVORITE CHRISTMAS EVER?

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JONATHAN: UM, I
CAN'T THINK OF ONE.

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REBECCA: IT'S OKAY.

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I ASKED YOU OFF THE CUFF.

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JONATHAN: YEAH, MAYBE ONES
WITH AS A FAMILY.

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I'VE ENJOYED THOSE THE MOST
OUT OF ALL MY CHRISTMASES.

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YOU KNOW, HAVING KIDS, LIKE
I SAID, LIKE HAVING KIDS

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MAKES IT SO MUCH MORE FUN
TO ME AND EXCITING.

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REBECCA: YEAH.

00:07:01.821 --> 00:07:03.122 align:center line:79% position:50% size:45%
JONATHAN: AND IT'S
JUST BEEN SOME --

00:07:03.189 --> 00:07:05.591 align:center line:79% position:50% size:75%
REBECCA: THERE'S BEEN SOME SAD
TIMES AROUND CHRISTMAS TOO.

00:07:05.658 --> 00:07:07.527 align:center line:79% position:50% size:53%
JONATHAN: YEAH, LET'S
TALK ABOUT THAT.

00:07:07.593 --> 00:07:09.362 align:center line:79% position:50% size:53%
LET'S GO INTO THE SAD
TIMES OF CHRISTMAS.

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REBECCA: I'M JUST SAYING...

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JONATHAN: COMMENT BELOW IF
YOU'VE HAD A SAD CHRISTMAS.

00:07:12.431 --> 00:07:13.566 align:center line:85% position:50% size:75%
REBECCA: A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE.

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JONATHAN: I KNOW, I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT SAD TIMES.

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REBECCA: BUT IF THERE'S ANYONE
WATCHING JUST KNOW THAT --

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JONATHAN: FIRST OF ALL,
CHRISTMAS IS ALL ABOUT

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JESUS COMING TO EARTH.

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SO HE'S HERE FOR YOU.

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REBECCA: YEAH.

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AND JUST KNOW
THAT, YOU KNOW,

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YOU'RE NOT ALONE AND
THE LORD LOVES YOU.

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AND YOU KNOW,

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WE'VE HAD HARD
CHRISTMASES AS WELL.

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JONATHAN: BUT SERIOUSLY,

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DO YOU COMMENT BELOW
AND TELL US ABOUT YOUR

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FAVORITE CHRISTMAS, BECAUSE
I WOULD LOVE TO GO THROUGH

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AND READ A BUNCH OF
FAVORITE CHRISTMAS STORIES.

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REBECCA: THAT IS A GREAT ONE.

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JONATHAN: YEAH, I'D LOVE TO
HEAR WHAT THOSE ARE.

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OKAY, YOU ASK ME
A QUESTION.

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REBECCA: OKAY, NEVER HAVE
I EVER BAKED

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CHRISTMAS COOKIES
FROM SCRATCH.

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JONATHAN: I HAVE
NEVER DONE THAT.

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REBECCA: I HAVE.

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JONATHAN: WHAT?

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REBECCA: YEAH.

00:07:52.805 --> 00:07:53.973 align:center line:85% position:50% size:53%
JONATHAN: NOT FOR ME.

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REBECCA: BUT I'VE BAKED A
LOT OF STUFF

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FOR YOU FROM SCRATCH.

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JONATHAN: I DON'T REMEMBER.

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REBECCA: I MADE
YOU BANOFFEE PIE.

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REMEMBER HOW GOOD THAT WAS.

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JONATHAN: NOT AT ALL.

00:08:01.881 --> 00:08:03.382 align:center line:79% position:50% size:45%
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT THAT WORD IS.

00:08:03.449 --> 00:08:05.084 align:center line:85% position:50% size:73%
REBECCA: IT'S AN ENGLISH PIE.

00:08:05.151 --> 00:08:08.054 align:center line:79% position:50% size:68%
JONATHAN: NEVER HAVE I EVER
IGNORED CHRISTMAS CAROLERS

00:08:08.120 --> 00:08:09.555 align:center line:85% position:50% size:45%
AT THE FRONT DOOR.

00:08:09.622 --> 00:08:10.923 align:center line:79% position:50% size:68%
REBECCA: HAVE YOU EVER EVEN
HAD CHRISTMAS CAROLS

00:08:10.990 --> 00:08:12.325 align:center line:85% position:50% size:45%
AT THE FRONT DOOR?

00:08:12.391 --> 00:08:13.259 align:center line:79% position:50% size:43%
THAT'S NEVER EVEN
BEEN A THING.

00:08:13.326 --> 00:08:13.926 align:center line:85% position:50% size:58%
JONATHAN: THE ONLY TIME

00:08:13.993 --> 00:08:15.628 align:center line:85% position:50% size:65%
I HAVE NEVER IGNORED THEM,

00:08:15.695 --> 00:08:16.829 align:center line:85% position:50% size:33%
THE ONLY TIME

00:08:16.896 --> 00:08:20.066 align:center line:79% position:50% size:73%
I REMEMBER EVER SEEING
THEM WAS AT YOUR MOM'S HOUSE.

00:08:20.132 --> 00:08:21.100 align:center line:85% position:50% size:15%
AND...

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REBECCA: OH, WAS
IT JOE NINOWSKI?

00:08:22.668 --> 00:08:23.436 align:center line:85% position:50% size:35%
JONATHAN: YES.

00:08:23.502 --> 00:08:24.904 align:center line:79% position:50% size:58%
REBECCA: YEAH, THAT WAS
SO COOL.

00:08:24.971 --> 00:08:26.572 align:center line:85% position:50% size:68%
OUR VERY OWN, JOE NINOWSKI,

00:08:26.639 --> 00:08:27.707 align:center line:85% position:50% size:50%
HE CAME TO THE DOOR.

00:08:27.773 --> 00:08:28.908 align:center line:79% position:50% size:53%
JONATHAN: WASN'T IT A
SURPRISE, RIGHT?

00:08:28.975 --> 00:08:30.643 align:center line:85% position:50% size:45%
IT WAS A SURPRISE.

00:08:30.710 --> 00:08:31.644 align:center line:85% position:50% size:40%
I WAS SURPRISED.

00:08:31.711 --> 00:08:32.178 align:center line:79% position:50% size:60%
REBECCA: HE GAVE US LIKE
A LITTLE HEADS UP.

00:08:32.245 --> 00:08:32.979 align:center line:85% position:50% size:30%
HE WAS LIKE,

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HEY, I FORGOT
WHAT THAT WAS.

00:08:34.780 --> 00:08:36.983 align:center line:79% position:50% size:68%
JONATHAN: THAT WOULD BE
SAVAGE TO JUST IGNORE THEM.

00:08:37.049 --> 00:08:38.150 align:center line:85% position:50% size:75%
REBECCA: THAT WOULD BE SAVAGE.

00:08:38.217 --> 00:08:39.886 align:center line:79% position:50% size:70%
JONATHAN: JUST OPEN THE DOOR
AND SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS,

00:08:39.952 --> 00:08:40.786 align:center line:85% position:50% size:23%
YOU KNOW.

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REBECCA: THAT'S A
LITTLE BAH-HUMBUG.

00:08:41.520 --> 00:08:42.388 align:center line:85% position:50% size:38%
JONATHAN: YEAH.

00:08:42.455 --> 00:08:43.856 align:center line:79% position:50% size:53%
REBECCA: UM, I DON'T,
BESIDES JOE,

00:08:43.923 --> 00:08:45.358 align:center line:79% position:50% size:43%
I'VE NEVER HAD
CHRISTMAS CAROLS,

00:08:45.424 --> 00:08:46.893 align:center line:79% position:50% size:48%
BUT HAVE I GONE
CHRISTMAS CAROLING?

00:08:46.959 --> 00:08:47.894 align:center line:79% position:50% size:48%
JONATHAN: THIS IS A
GOOD ONE.

00:08:47.960 --> 00:08:52.164 align:center line:79% position:50% size:63%
NEVER HAVE I EVER
PRETENDED TO LIKE A GIFT.

00:08:52.231 --> 00:08:53.966 align:center line:85% position:50% size:70%
REBECCA: OH, I TOTALLY HAVE.

00:08:54.033 --> 00:08:56.669 align:center line:79% position:50% size:73%
JONATHAN: YEAH, I COULD THINK
OF HALF A DOZEN GIFTS,

00:08:56.736 --> 00:08:57.837 align:center line:85% position:50% size:55%
AS A GIFT CONNOISSEUR.

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REBECCA: BUT THE QUESTION IS
ARE YOU GOOD AT MAKING

00:09:00.172 --> 00:09:01.607 align:center line:79% position:50% size:58%
THE PERSON BELIEVE THAT
YOU LIKED IT WHEN

00:09:01.674 --> 00:09:02.842 align:center line:85% position:50% size:50%
IN FACT YOU DID NOT.

00:09:02.909 --> 00:09:05.578 align:center line:79% position:50% size:68%
JONATHAN: I'M NOT BECAUSE I
SECRETLY WANT THEM TO KNOW

00:09:05.645 --> 00:09:06.646 align:center line:79% position:50% size:48%
THAT THEY'VE MESSED
UP, YOU KNOW.

00:09:06.712 --> 00:09:08.080 align:center line:79% position:50% size:58%
REBECCA: I DON'T, BUT I
DON'T KNOW IF I'M VERY

00:09:08.147 --> 00:09:08.781 align:center line:85% position:50% size:28%
GOOD AT IT.

00:09:08.848 --> 00:09:10.249 align:center line:85% position:50% size:48%
I'M LIKE THANK YOU.

00:09:10.316 --> 00:09:11.817 align:center line:79% position:50% size:70%
JONATHAN: GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE
OF A GIFT THAT I

00:09:11.884 --> 00:09:13.819 align:center line:79% position:50% size:60%
GAVE YOU THAT YOU
PRETENDED LIKE YOU LIKED

00:09:13.886 --> 00:09:15.688 align:center line:79% position:50% size:75%
THAT YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY LIKE,
I CAN THINK OF A FEW.

00:09:15.755 --> 00:09:16.722 align:center line:79% position:50% size:68%
REBECCA: YOU'VE ALWAYS DONE
A PRETTY GOOD JOB

00:09:16.789 --> 00:09:17.623 align:center line:85% position:50% size:35%
WITH MY GIFTS.

00:09:17.690 --> 00:09:19.191 align:center line:79% position:50% size:48%
I'M THINKING MORE
ABOUT LIKE OTHER --

00:09:19.258 --> 00:09:20.793 align:center line:79% position:50% size:75%
JONATHAN: WELL, I THINK YOU
CAN THINK OF AT LEAST ONE THAT

00:09:20.860 --> 00:09:22.862 align:center line:79% position:50% size:48%
I'VE GIVEN YOU THAT
YOU DIDN'T LOVE.

00:09:22.929 --> 00:09:23.796 align:center line:85% position:50% size:58%
WHAT ABOUT THAT MIRROR?

00:09:23.863 --> 00:09:26.232 align:center line:85% position:50% size:58%
THAT MIRROR I GAVE YOU.

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DID YOU LIKE THAT?

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REBECCA: THAT WAS SUCH
A RANDOM GIFT.

00:09:31.470 --> 00:09:32.838 align:center line:85% position:50% size:38%
THAT WAS, OKAY,

00:09:32.905 --> 00:09:34.307 align:center line:79% position:50% size:35%
THAT WAS FUNNY
BECAUSE --

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JONATHAN: WELL, LISTEN, WHEN
IT'S HANUKKAH

00:09:35.574 --> 00:09:37.476 align:center line:79% position:50% size:40%
AND WE'RE GIVING
EIGHT GIFTS,

00:09:37.543 --> 00:09:39.578 align:center line:79% position:50% size:63%
YOU KNOW, YOU DO RUN
OUT OF IDEAS, EVENTUALLY.

00:09:39.645 --> 00:09:42.515 align:center line:79% position:50% size:60%
AND YOU CAN'T GIVE EIGHT
DIAMOND RINGS, YOU KNOW,

00:09:42.581 --> 00:09:43.950 align:center line:85% position:50% size:30%
IT'S LIKE...

00:09:44.016 --> 00:09:47.753 align:center line:79% position:50% size:70%
REBECCA: UM, I WAS GONNA SAY
WE ARE A CHRISMUKKAH FAMILY.

00:09:47.820 --> 00:09:48.988 align:center line:85% position:50% size:58%
IS THAT HOW YOU SAY IT?

00:09:49.055 --> 00:09:50.022 align:center line:85% position:50% size:58%
JONATHAN: I DON'T KNOW.

00:09:50.089 --> 00:09:51.757 align:center line:79% position:50% size:55%
I WAS JUST GOING ALONG
WITH WHAT YOU SAID.

00:09:51.824 --> 00:09:53.059 align:center line:85% position:50% size:73%
REBECCA: YOU WERE LIKE, YEAH.

00:09:53.125 --> 00:09:54.860 align:center line:79% position:50% size:73%
JONATHAN: I JUST THINK WE DO
HANUKKAH AND CHRISTMAS, YEAH.

00:09:54.927 --> 00:09:57.730 align:center line:79% position:50% size:58%
REBECCA: UM, BUT I WILL
SAY THAT STORY WAS,

00:09:57.797 --> 00:09:59.532 align:center line:79% position:50% size:60%
I THINK YOU HAD ALREADY
GIVEN ME HANUKKAH GIFTS.

00:09:59.598 --> 00:10:00.700 align:center line:85% position:50% size:38%
JONATHAN: YEAH.

00:10:00.766 --> 00:10:01.667 align:center line:79% position:50% size:73%
REBECCA: AND THEN WE WERE ALL
OPENING UP GIFTS ON

00:10:01.734 --> 00:10:02.969 align:center line:79% position:50% size:35%
CHRISTMAS WITH
YOUR PARENTS.

00:10:03.035 --> 00:10:04.070 align:center line:85% position:50% size:40%
JONATHAN: RIGHT.

00:10:04.136 --> 00:10:04.737 align:center line:79% position:50% size:60%
REBECCA: AND THEN THERE
WAS LIKE ONE GIFT FOR ME

00:10:04.804 --> 00:10:05.371 align:center line:85% position:50% size:38%
UNDER THE TREE,

00:10:05.438 --> 00:10:06.472 align:center line:85% position:50% size:50%
AND IT WAS A MIRROR.

00:10:06.539 --> 00:10:07.340 align:center line:85% position:50% size:60%
JONATHAN: THAT IS FUNNY.

00:10:07.406 --> 00:10:09.375 align:center line:79% position:50% size:45%
REBECCA: AND I WAS
LIKE A MIRROR?

00:10:09.442 --> 00:10:11.477 align:center line:85% position:50% size:30%
[ LAUGHTER ]

00:10:11.544 --> 00:10:13.212 align:center line:85% position:50% size:78%
REBECCA: BUT I LOVE THAT MIRROR

00:10:13.279 --> 00:10:14.113 align:center line:85% position:50% size:55%
AND I USE THAT MIRROR.

00:10:14.180 --> 00:10:15.348 align:center line:79% position:50% size:43%
JONATHAN: I KNOW,
IT'S PRACTICAL.

00:10:15.414 --> 00:10:17.450 align:center line:79% position:50% size:53%
REBECCA: SO BUT I CAN
THINK OF MANY GIFTS,

00:10:17.516 --> 00:10:19.218 align:center line:79% position:50% size:60%
I'VE GOTTEN FROM OTHER
PEOPLE, WHICH I WILL NOT

00:10:19.285 --> 00:10:21.487 align:center line:79% position:50% size:50%
SAY ON THIS PODCAST,
THAT I DID NOT LIKE.

00:10:21.554 --> 00:10:24.156 align:center line:79% position:50% size:35%
AND YEAH, IT'S
VERY AWKWARD,

00:10:24.223 --> 00:10:25.992 align:center line:79% position:50% size:48%
BUT ALWAYS GRATEFUL
BECAUSE

00:10:26.058 --> 00:10:27.226 align:center line:85% position:50% size:48%
THAT'S WHAT COUNTS.

00:10:27.293 --> 00:10:30.363 align:center line:79% position:50% size:45%
OKAY, NEVER HAVE I
EVER GONE SHOPPING

00:10:30.429 --> 00:10:32.331 align:center line:85% position:50% size:63%
THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS.

00:10:32.398 --> 00:10:33.499 align:center line:85% position:50% size:38%
I THINK I HAVE.

00:10:33.566 --> 00:10:34.567 align:center line:79% position:50% size:68%
JONATHAN: GONE SHOPPING THE
DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS.

00:10:34.633 --> 00:10:35.634 align:center line:79% position:50% size:43%
I HAVE DEFINITELY
DONE THAT.

00:10:35.701 --> 00:10:36.402 align:center line:85% position:50% size:45%
REBECCA: YOU HAVE?

00:10:36.469 --> 00:10:37.703 align:center line:85% position:50% size:48%
JONATHAN: OH, YEAH.

00:10:37.770 --> 00:10:38.804 align:center line:79% position:50% size:75%
REBECCA: YOU'RE LIKE ALWAYS
MR. PREPARED, MR. RESPONSIBLE.

00:10:38.871 --> 00:10:39.939 align:center line:85% position:50% size:73%
JONATHAN: CHRISTMAS IS TOUGH.

00:10:40.006 --> 00:10:42.241 align:center line:79% position:50% size:65%
IT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS
WHERE YOU CAN NEVER REALLY

00:10:42.308 --> 00:10:43.776 align:center line:85% position:50% size:48%
BE PREPARED ENOUGH,

00:10:43.843 --> 00:10:44.543 align:center line:85% position:50% size:30%
I FEEL LIKE.

00:10:44.610 --> 00:10:45.578 align:center line:85% position:50% size:35%
REBECCA: YEAH.

00:10:45.644 --> 00:10:46.712 align:center line:79% position:50% size:55%
JONATHAN: I DON'T KNOW
OR I'M NOT THE TYPE

00:10:46.779 --> 00:10:49.849 align:center line:79% position:50% size:63%
THAT'S WIRED FOR IT AND I
ALWAYS THINK OF SOMETHING

00:10:49.915 --> 00:10:52.218 align:center line:79% position:50% size:65%
LAST MINUTE OR YOU'RE
EITHER SHOPPING BECAUSE IT

00:10:52.284 --> 00:10:53.386 align:center line:85% position:50% size:65%
JUST SAYS SHOPPING, RIGHT?

00:10:53.452 --> 00:10:54.553 align:center line:79% position:50% size:38%
OR YOU'RE GOING
RUNNING OUT

00:10:54.620 --> 00:10:56.355 align:center line:79% position:50% size:58%
AND YOU'RE GETTING LIKE
SUPPLIES TO HOST

00:10:56.422 --> 00:10:57.523 align:center line:85% position:50% size:55%
OR TO BRING SOMEWHERE.

00:10:57.590 --> 00:10:59.091 align:center line:79% position:50% size:53%
REBECCA: RIGHT, WE DO
THIS LIKE EVERY YEAR.

00:10:59.158 --> 00:11:00.059 align:center line:79% position:50% size:50%
JONATHAN: YEAH, IT'S
HONESTLY --

00:11:00.126 --> 00:11:01.127 align:center line:85% position:50% size:50%
REBECCA: WE DO THIS.

00:11:01.193 --> 00:11:02.261 align:center line:79% position:50% size:55%
JONATHAN: THAT PART IS
REALLY NOT THE MOST --

00:11:02.328 --> 00:11:03.763 align:center line:79% position:50% size:60%
REBECCA: WE SHOULD DO IT
DIFFERENTLY THIS YEAR.

00:11:03.829 --> 00:11:04.930 align:center line:85% position:50% size:65%
JONATHAN: YEAH, GOOD LUCK.

00:11:04.997 --> 00:11:07.066 align:center line:79% position:50% size:68%
REBECCA: COMMENT DOWN BELOW
IF YOU THINK WE WILL.

00:11:07.133 --> 00:11:09.802 align:center line:79% position:50% size:58%
JONATHAN: IT'S GOING TO
SAY THEY WON'T KNOW.

00:11:09.869 --> 00:11:10.936 align:center line:85% position:50% size:78%
REBECCA: NO, WE'LL GIVE A POLL.

00:11:11.003 --> 00:11:12.471 align:center line:79% position:50% size:40%
NO, I'M JUST
KIDDING, BUT UM,

00:11:12.538 --> 00:11:14.840 align:center line:79% position:50% size:63%
THAT'S TRUE AND THE THING
WITH CHRISTMAS IS THAT IF

00:11:14.907 --> 00:11:17.309 align:center line:79% position:50% size:55%
YOU WAIT TILL THE LAST
MINUTE TO GO SHOPPING.

00:11:17.376 --> 00:11:18.544 align:center line:79% position:50% size:58%
JONATHAN: EVERYONE ELSE
IS OUT THERE TOO.

00:11:18.611 --> 00:11:20.446 align:center line:79% position:50% size:43%
REBECCA: IT'S THE
ABSOLUTE WORST.

00:11:20.513 --> 00:11:21.981 align:center line:79% position:50% size:43%
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU
WANT TO HAPPEN,

00:11:22.048 --> 00:11:25.051 align:center line:79% position:50% size:78%
BUT THAT'S THE THING YOU GOT TO
BE SO LIKE SUPER PREPARED.

00:11:25.117 --> 00:11:30.790 align:center line:79% position:50% size:78%
JONATHAN: UH, NEVER HAVE I EVER
RECEIVED AN EXPENSIVE GIFT.

00:11:30.856 --> 00:11:33.893 align:center line:85% position:50% size:65%
REBECCA: YOU HAVE, I HAVE.

00:11:33.959 --> 00:11:35.528 align:center line:85% position:50% size:73%
JONATHAN: YEAH, WE BOTH HAVE.

00:11:35.594 --> 00:11:36.128 align:center line:85% position:50% size:48%
REBECCA: THANK YOU.

00:11:36.195 --> 00:11:36.962 align:center line:85% position:50% size:50%
JONATHAN: THANK YOU.

00:11:37.029 --> 00:11:38.197 align:center line:79% position:50% size:55%
REBECCA: TO THE PEOPLE
WHO GAVE.

00:11:38.264 --> 00:11:40.433 align:center line:79% position:50% size:68%
JONATHAN: YEAH, THOSE THAT
HAVE GIVEN EXPENSIVE GIFTS,

00:11:40.499 --> 00:11:41.400 align:center line:85% position:50% size:43%
MORE ARE WELCOME.

00:11:41.467 --> 00:11:42.635 align:center line:85% position:50% size:43%
I'M JUST KIDDING.

00:11:42.701 --> 00:11:43.736 align:center line:85% position:50% size:38%
OKAY, GO AHEAD.

00:11:43.803 --> 00:11:47.973 align:center line:79% position:50% size:63%
REBECCA: UM, NEVER HAVE I
EVER PEEKED AT A PRESENT.

00:11:48.040 --> 00:11:49.708 align:center line:79% position:50% size:38%
I THINK I HAVE,
I HAVE HAD TO.

00:11:49.775 --> 00:11:51.877 align:center line:79% position:50% size:60%
JONATHAN: I'VE NEVER
DONE THAT, THAT'S WRONG.

00:11:51.944 --> 00:11:52.845 align:center line:85% position:50% size:35%
REBECCA: WHAT?

00:11:52.912 --> 00:11:54.747 align:center line:79% position:50% size:55%
JONATHAN: YEAH, YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO WAIT.

00:11:54.814 --> 00:11:56.982 align:center line:79% position:50% size:60%
I KNOW ASHER HAS BECAUSE
IF WE DON'T HIDE THEM,

00:11:57.049 --> 00:11:58.250 align:center line:85% position:50% size:48%
HE'LL JUST START --

00:11:58.317 --> 00:11:59.885 align:center line:79% position:50% size:80%
NOW HE'S AT AN AGE WHERE I THINK
HE'D RESPECT THE BOUNDARY.

00:11:59.952 --> 00:12:00.953 align:center line:79% position:50% size:55%
REBECCA: HE'S TOO GOOD
AT IT.

00:12:01.020 --> 00:12:02.054 align:center line:79% position:50% size:63%
JONATHAN: BUT WHEN HE WAS
A TODDLER,

00:12:02.121 --> 00:12:04.023 align:center line:79% position:50% size:60%
IT WAS LIKE YOU COULDN'T
LEAVE THE PRESENTS OUT.

00:12:04.090 --> 00:12:05.724 align:center line:79% position:50% size:58%
REBECCA: WELL, HE FOUND
HIS BIRTHDAY PRESENT

00:12:05.791 --> 00:12:07.359 align:center line:79% position:50% size:68%
IN THE BACK OF THE CAR
AND HE WAS LIKE, LOOK, MOM.

00:12:07.426 --> 00:12:08.260 align:center line:85% position:50% size:45%
LOOK WHAT I FOUND.

00:12:08.327 --> 00:12:09.161 align:center line:79% position:50% size:53%
JONATHAN: WE NICKNAME
HIM TRACKER

00:12:09.228 --> 00:12:10.596 align:center line:79% position:50% size:40%
BECAUSE HE FINDS
EVERYTHING.

00:12:10.663 --> 00:12:13.699 align:center line:85% position:50% size:73%
REBECCA: HE FINDS EVERYTHING.

00:12:13.766 --> 00:12:14.300 align:center line:85% position:50% size:25%
ALL RIGHT,

00:12:14.366 --> 00:12:14.900 align:center line:85% position:50% size:50%
IT'S MY TURN, RIGHT?

00:12:14.967 --> 00:12:15.968 align:center line:85% position:50% size:48%
NO, IT'S YOUR TURN.

00:12:16.035 --> 00:12:18.838 align:center line:79% position:50% size:55%
JONATHAN: NEVER HAVE I
EVER REGIFTED A GIFT,

00:12:18.904 --> 00:12:20.539 align:center line:85% position:50% size:35%
I DIDN'T LIKE.

00:12:20.606 --> 00:12:21.740 align:center line:85% position:50% size:63%
REBECCA: THAT IS A THING.

00:12:21.807 --> 00:12:22.741 align:center line:79% position:50% size:50%
JONATHAN: ISN'T THAT
THE BEST, THOUGH?

00:12:22.808 --> 00:12:23.776 align:center line:79% position:50% size:40%
REBECCA: THAT IS
BEING FRUGAL.

00:12:23.843 --> 00:12:24.543 align:center line:79% position:50% size:53%
JONATHAN: I MEAN, WHY
DO I LIKE DOING IT?

00:12:24.610 --> 00:12:25.611 align:center line:85% position:50% size:60%
IT'S CALLED STEWARDSHIP.

00:12:25.678 --> 00:12:27.079 align:center line:79% position:50% size:48%
REBECCA: IT'S BEING
A GOOD STEWARD.

00:12:27.146 --> 00:12:28.013 align:center line:79% position:50% size:40%
JONATHAN: IF YOU
DON'T LIKE IT,

00:12:28.080 --> 00:12:29.181 align:center line:85% position:50% size:48%
SOMEBODY ELSE WILL.

00:12:29.248 --> 00:12:31.951 align:center line:79% position:50% size:58%
ONE MAN'S TRASH IS
ANOTHER MAN'S TREASURE.

00:12:32.017 --> 00:12:34.954 align:center line:85% position:50% size:65%
SO I BELIEVE IN SHARING...

00:12:35.020 --> 00:12:36.021 align:center line:85% position:50% size:58%
REBECCA: THAT'S CARING.

00:12:36.088 --> 00:12:37.323 align:center line:79% position:50% size:43%
JONATHAN: AND YOU
NEED TO GIVE,

00:12:37.389 --> 00:12:39.024 align:center line:79% position:50% size:55%
GIVE IT AWAY IF YOU'RE
NOT GOING TO USE IT.

00:12:39.091 --> 00:12:40.426 align:center line:85% position:50% size:75%
REBECCA: YOU GIVE IT ALL AWAY.

00:12:40.493 --> 00:12:42.061 align:center line:79% position:50% size:55%
JONATHAN: BUT DON'T BE
WEIRD ABOUT IT.

00:12:42.128 --> 00:12:44.597 align:center line:79% position:50% size:40%
LIKE ADD
SOMETHING TO IT.

00:12:44.663 --> 00:12:46.098 align:center line:79% position:50% size:48%
FOR EXAMPLE, IF YOU
GET LIKE A GIFT

00:12:46.165 --> 00:12:47.733 align:center line:79% position:50% size:43%
AND IT'S LIKE NOT
THAT VERY GOOD,

00:12:47.800 --> 00:12:48.534 align:center line:85% position:50% size:30%
YOU'RE LIKE,

00:12:48.601 --> 00:12:49.702 align:center line:79% position:50% size:40%
WOW, THAT'S A
REALLY BAD GIFT.

00:12:49.768 --> 00:12:51.637 align:center line:79% position:50% size:70%
DON'T JUST GIVE THAT -- GIVE
THAT PLUS SOMETHING ELSE

00:12:51.704 --> 00:12:53.405 align:center line:79% position:50% size:45%
TO SOMEONE SO THEY
THEY FEEL GOOD

00:12:53.472 --> 00:12:54.273 align:center line:85% position:50% size:68%
ABOUT WHAT THEY'RE GETTING.

00:12:54.340 --> 00:12:55.307 align:center line:85% position:50% size:60%
REBECCA: AND LIKE, YEAH,

00:12:55.374 --> 00:12:57.576 align:center line:79% position:50% size:60%
I'M TELLING YOU
SOMETHING THAT YOU MIGHT

00:12:57.643 --> 00:13:00.312 align:center line:79% position:50% size:45%
NOT LIKE, SOMEONE
ELSE USUALLY WILL.

00:13:00.379 --> 00:13:01.113 align:center line:85% position:50% size:53%
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

00:13:01.180 --> 00:13:02.348 align:center line:79% position:50% size:43%
IT'S JUST A
PREFERENCE THING.

00:13:02.414 --> 00:13:03.015 align:center line:85% position:50% size:38%
JONATHAN: YEAH.

00:13:03.082 --> 00:13:05.351 align:center line:85% position:50% size:63%
REBECCA: YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

00:13:05.417 --> 00:13:08.220 align:center line:79% position:50% size:75%
NEVER HAVE I EVER TAKEN
SOMEONE ELSE'S CHRISTMAS GIFT.

00:13:08.287 --> 00:13:09.155 align:center line:85% position:50% size:13%
WHAT?

00:13:09.221 --> 00:13:10.456 align:center line:79% position:50% size:48%
JONATHAN: WHAT DOES
THAT MEAN, TAKEN?

00:13:10.523 --> 00:13:12.224 align:center line:79% position:50% size:73%
REBECCA: I'VE NEVER, LIKE YOU
BUY IT FOR SOMEONE AND THEN

00:13:12.291 --> 00:13:14.560 align:center line:79% position:50% size:43%
YOU END UP GIVING
IT TO YOURSELF.

00:13:14.627 --> 00:13:15.127 align:center line:85% position:50% size:33%
JONATHAN: NO.

00:13:15.194 --> 00:13:16.662 align:center line:85% position:50% size:45%
REBECCA: NO, WHAT?

00:13:16.729 --> 00:13:17.263 align:center line:85% position:50% size:48%
JONATHAN: I MEAN...

00:13:17.329 --> 00:13:18.063 align:center line:85% position:50% size:60%
REBECCA: THAT'S AWKWARD.

00:13:18.130 --> 00:13:18.998 align:center line:85% position:50% size:78%
JONATHAN: I CAN'T THINK OF ONE.

00:13:19.064 --> 00:13:20.299 align:center line:85% position:50% size:50%
REBECCA: ME NEITHER.

00:13:20.366 --> 00:13:23.836 align:center line:79% position:50% size:75%
JONATHAN: YEAH, NEVER HAVE I
EVER MADE A GINGERBREAD HOUSE.

00:13:23.903 --> 00:13:25.137 align:center line:85% position:50% size:50%
REBECCA: NO, I HAVE.

00:13:25.204 --> 00:13:27.339 align:center line:79% position:50% size:58%
JONATHAN: YEAH, I THINK
EVERY AMERICAN HAS.

00:13:27.406 --> 00:13:28.240 align:center line:79% position:50% size:50%
I DON'T THINK
THERE'S AN AMERICAN.

00:13:28.307 --> 00:13:30.142 align:center line:85% position:50% size:60%
REBECCA: EVERY AMERICAN.

00:13:30.209 --> 00:13:32.211 align:center line:79% position:50% size:58%
JONATHAN: YEAH, EVERY
AMERICAN HAS DONE THAT.

00:13:32.278 --> 00:13:33.479 align:center line:79% position:50% size:50%
REBECCA: IN AMERICA,
GINGERBREAD.

00:13:33.546 --> 00:13:35.247 align:center line:79% position:50% size:38%
JONATHAN: NEVER
HAVE I EVER...

00:13:35.314 --> 00:13:36.382 align:center line:79% position:50% size:58%
REBECCA: I JUST THREW A
QUESTION ACCIDENTALLY.

00:13:36.448 --> 00:13:39.685 align:center line:79% position:50% size:65%
JONATHAN: KISSED MY SPOUSE
UNDER THE MISTLETOE.

00:13:39.752 --> 00:13:41.387 align:center line:85% position:50% size:58%
REBECCA: YEAH, WE HAVE.

00:13:41.453 --> 00:13:44.857 align:center line:79% position:50% size:43%
JONATHAN: WHAT IF
I DID THAT?

00:13:44.924 --> 00:13:45.524 align:center line:85% position:50% size:33%
I DON'T KNOW.

00:13:45.591 --> 00:13:46.425 align:center line:85% position:50% size:38%
I CAN'T RECALL.

00:13:46.492 --> 00:13:47.226 align:center line:79% position:50% size:53%
REBECCA: WHO HAVE YOU
KISSED HIM?

00:13:47.293 --> 00:13:48.394 align:center line:85% position:50% size:43%
I'M JUST KIDDING.

00:13:48.460 --> 00:13:49.261 align:center line:79% position:50% size:55%
JONATHAN: ARE YOU SURE
WE HAVE?

00:13:49.328 --> 00:13:50.563 align:center line:79% position:50% size:48%
I THINK YOU'RE JUST
SAYING THAT.

00:13:50.629 --> 00:13:51.230 align:center line:85% position:50% size:33%
HAVE WE EVER?

00:13:51.297 --> 00:13:52.565 align:center line:85% position:50% size:43%
I'M SURE WE HAVE.

00:13:52.631 --> 00:13:54.967 align:center line:79% position:50% size:75%
REBECCA: OKAY, REMEMBER WHEN I
WENT TO GO SPEAK IN MICHIGAN.

00:13:55.034 --> 00:13:55.834 align:center line:85% position:50% size:70%
JONATHAN: YES, YOU'RE RIGHT.

00:13:55.901 --> 00:13:57.269 align:center line:79% position:50% size:38%
REBECCA: AND WE
STAYED AT THAT,

00:13:57.336 --> 00:13:58.904 align:center line:85% position:50% size:55%
UM, REALLY CUTE HOTEL.

00:13:58.971 --> 00:14:00.739 align:center line:79% position:50% size:73%
THEY HAD MISTLETOE HANGING UP
BECAUSE IT WAS DECORATED.

00:14:00.806 --> 00:14:01.640 align:center line:85% position:50% size:38%
JONATHAN: YEAH.

00:14:01.707 --> 00:14:02.374 align:center line:79% position:50% size:50%
REBECCA: REALLY CUTE
FOR CHRISTMAS.

00:14:02.441 --> 00:14:03.475 align:center line:85% position:50% size:70%
THAT IS THE TIME I REMEMBER.

00:14:03.542 --> 00:14:04.243 align:center line:79% position:50% size:63%
JONATHAN: THAT WAS SUCH A
CUTE TOWN FOR CHRISTMAS.

00:14:04.310 --> 00:14:05.544 align:center line:85% position:50% size:75%
REBECCA: THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN.

00:14:05.611 --> 00:14:06.912 align:center line:85% position:50% size:63%
THAT WAS PRE-KIDS, RIGHT?

00:14:06.979 --> 00:14:08.214 align:center line:85% position:50% size:43%
JONATHAN: IT WAS.

00:14:08.280 --> 00:14:09.548 align:center line:79% position:50% size:75%
REBECCA: THAT WAS RIGHT BEFORE
WE GOT PREGNANT WITH ASHER.

00:14:09.615 --> 00:14:14.053 align:center line:79% position:50% size:78%
JONATHAN: A SHORT WINDOW OF
TIME, MARRIED WITHOUT CHILDREN.

00:14:14.119 --> 00:14:16.322 align:center line:79% position:50% size:65%
REBECCA: YES, IT'S HARD TO
REMEMBER THOSE DAYS.

00:14:16.388 --> 00:14:18.591 align:center line:79% position:50% size:63%
YOU KNOW, I JUST HAVE TO
SAY LIKE RANDOM SIDENOTE.

00:14:18.657 --> 00:14:20.226 align:center line:79% position:50% size:65%
I WATCHED ONE OF MY
FRIEND'S VIDEOS AND IT WAS

00:14:20.292 --> 00:14:22.261 align:center line:79% position:50% size:53%
LIKE A DAY IN MY LIFE
AND SHE HAD NO KIDS.

00:14:22.328 --> 00:14:25.664 align:center line:79% position:50% size:78%
AND I WAS JUST WATCHING IT
LIKE SHE HAS SO MUCH FREE TIME.

00:14:25.731 --> 00:14:26.665 align:center line:85% position:50% size:38%
JONATHAN: YEAH.

00:14:26.732 --> 00:14:27.466 align:center line:79% position:50% size:58%
REBECCA: IT'S LIKE HARD
TO IMAGINE LIFE

00:14:27.533 --> 00:14:28.834 align:center line:79% position:50% size:40%
WHAT IT WAS LIKE
BEFORE KIDS.

00:14:28.901 --> 00:14:29.935 align:center line:85% position:50% size:40%
JONATHAN: RIGHT.

00:14:30.002 --> 00:14:32.671 align:center line:79% position:50% size:63%
REBECCA: BUT WE LOVE THEM
AND THEY GROW UP FAST.

00:14:32.738 --> 00:14:33.606 align:center line:85% position:50% size:63%
JONATHAN: DOESN'T MATTER,

00:14:33.672 --> 00:14:34.406 align:center line:79% position:50% size:53%
YOU LOVE THEM OR NOT,
THEY'RE THERE,

00:14:34.473 --> 00:14:37.076 align:center line:85% position:50% size:38%
YOU KNOW, OKAY.

00:14:37.142 --> 00:14:37.710 align:center line:85% position:50% size:48%
REBECCA: ALL RIGHT.

00:14:37.776 --> 00:14:38.777 align:center line:85% position:50% size:23%
OH, THIS,

00:14:38.844 --> 00:14:40.779 align:center line:79% position:50% size:53%
OH, THIS IS CONJURING
UP SOME MEMORIES.

00:14:40.846 --> 00:14:43.616 align:center line:79% position:50% size:55%
NEVER HAVE I EVER BEEN
SICK ON CHRISTMAS DAY.

00:14:43.682 --> 00:14:45.317 align:center line:79% position:50% size:60%
JONATHAN: YES, ACCORDING
TO REBECCA I HAVE.

00:14:45.384 --> 00:14:46.418 align:center line:85% position:50% size:53%
REBECCA: YES, I HAVE.

00:14:46.485 --> 00:14:47.987 align:center line:85% position:50% size:25%
MOVING ON.

00:14:48.053 --> 00:14:52.024 align:center line:79% position:50% size:58%
JONATHAN: NEVER HAVE I
EVER CRIED OVER A GIFT.

00:14:52.091 --> 00:14:53.859 align:center line:79% position:50% size:65%
REBECCA: YOU'VE CRIED OVER
A CHRISTMAS CARD.

00:14:53.926 --> 00:14:54.627 align:center line:85% position:50% size:35%
JONATHAN: WHO?

00:14:54.693 --> 00:14:56.095 align:center line:85% position:50% size:33%
REBECCA: YOU.

00:14:56.161 --> 00:14:57.363 align:center line:79% position:50% size:50%
JONATHAN: I DON'T
REMEMBER DOING THAT.

00:14:57.429 --> 00:14:58.697 align:center line:79% position:50% size:78%
REBECCA: I'VE WRITTEN YOU CARDS
THAT HAVE MADE YOU CRY.

00:14:58.764 --> 00:14:59.932 align:center line:85% position:50% size:70%
JONATHAN: THEN I HAVE CRIED.

00:14:59.999 --> 00:15:01.600 align:center line:79% position:50% size:50%
REBECCA: I'M GOOD AT
WHAT I WRITE.

00:15:01.667 --> 00:15:02.301 align:center line:85% position:50% size:80%
JONATHAN: BUT THAT'S NOT A GIFT.

00:15:02.368 --> 00:15:06.105 align:center line:85% position:50% size:50%
SO NO, YOU'VE CRIED.

00:15:06.171 --> 00:15:07.940 align:center line:85% position:50% size:53%
REBECCA: OVER A GIFT?

00:15:08.007 --> 00:15:09.541 align:center line:79% position:50% size:55%
JONATHAN: NO, BUT
GIFTS DON'T REALLY GET

00:15:09.608 --> 00:15:10.809 align:center line:85% position:50% size:45%
YOUR HEART RACING.

00:15:10.876 --> 00:15:13.112 align:center line:85% position:50% size:48%
YOU LIKE THE WORDS.

00:15:13.178 --> 00:15:15.547 align:center line:79% position:50% size:58%
REBECCA: NO, YOU GET MY
HEART RACING.

00:15:15.614 --> 00:15:16.448 align:center line:79% position:50% size:53%
JONATHAN: I FEEL LIKE
THERE'S GOT TO BE

00:15:16.515 --> 00:15:21.754 align:center line:79% position:50% size:40%
A GIFT THAT, NO,
I GUESS NOT.

00:15:21.820 --> 00:15:24.290 align:center line:79% position:50% size:53%
REBECCA: WHAT GETS ME
TO CRY IS...

00:15:24.356 --> 00:15:25.124 align:center line:85% position:50% size:70%
JONATHAN: IS GOD'S PRESENCE.

00:15:25.190 --> 00:15:26.392 align:center line:85% position:50% size:63%
REBECA: ANY KIND OF THING

00:15:26.458 --> 00:15:28.494 align:center line:85% position:50% size:40%
THAT'S LIKE, UM,

00:15:28.560 --> 00:15:30.429 align:center line:85% position:50% size:40%
WHAT'S THE WORD?

00:15:30.496 --> 00:15:31.163 align:center line:85% position:50% size:55%
JONATHAN: SENTIMENTAL.

00:15:31.230 --> 00:15:32.064 align:center line:85% position:50% size:33%
REBECCA: YES.

00:15:32.131 --> 00:15:34.433 align:center line:79% position:50% size:55%
SENTIMENTAL STUFF DOES
MAKE ME CRY.

00:15:34.500 --> 00:15:36.635 align:center line:85% position:50% size:63%
LIKE IF ANY KIND OF VIDEO

00:15:36.702 --> 00:15:38.737 align:center line:79% position:50% size:35%
IS MADE OF OUR
KIDS AND US,

00:15:38.804 --> 00:15:39.905 align:center line:85% position:50% size:50%
OVER THE PAST YEARS.

00:15:39.972 --> 00:15:41.874 align:center line:79% position:50% size:35%
I AM DONE, I'M
GOING TO CRY.

00:15:41.940 --> 00:15:44.410 align:center line:79% position:50% size:73%
JONATHAN: YES, THAT ONE VIDEO
THAT YOU MADE OF ASHER

00:15:44.476 --> 00:15:45.911 align:center line:85% position:50% size:53%
WHEN HE WAS LIKE TWO.

00:15:45.978 --> 00:15:47.212 align:center line:79% position:50% size:45%
EVERY TIME I WATCH
THAT, I CRY,

00:15:47.279 --> 00:15:49.515 align:center line:85% position:50% size:63%
WHICH IS WEIRD, BUT YEAH.

00:15:49.581 --> 00:15:50.549 align:center line:79% position:50% size:45%
JUST IN THE MIDDLE
OF APRIL,

00:15:50.616 --> 00:15:51.817 align:center line:79% position:50% size:43%
I'M WATCHING THIS
VIDEO CRYING.

00:15:51.884 --> 00:15:54.253 align:center line:79% position:50% size:55%
REBECCA: I WAS HOLDING
ELIANA TODAY AND I WAS

00:15:54.320 --> 00:15:56.555 align:center line:79% position:50% size:63%
LITERALLY LIKE HIT WITH
THE FACT THAT I KNOW THAT

00:15:56.622 --> 00:15:58.324 align:center line:79% position:50% size:38%
SHE'S GOING TO
BE BIG SO SOON.

00:15:58.390 --> 00:15:59.058 align:center line:85% position:50% size:38%
JONATHAN: YEAH.

00:15:59.124 --> 00:15:59.992 align:center line:85% position:50% size:55%
REBECCA: AND IT HIT ME

00:16:00.059 --> 00:16:01.527 align:center line:85% position:50% size:53%
LIKE A TON OF BRICKS.

00:16:01.593 --> 00:16:03.662 align:center line:79% position:50% size:63%
I WAS LIKE NO, I WAS
HOLDING HER LIKE AS CLOSE

00:16:03.729 --> 00:16:04.797 align:center line:85% position:50% size:65%
TO ME AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE.

00:16:04.863 --> 00:16:05.464 align:center line:79% position:50% size:58%
JONATHAN: WE GOTTA WRAP
THIS UP

00:16:05.531 --> 00:16:06.465 align:center line:85% position:50% size:55%
SO WE CAN GO HOLD HER.

00:16:06.532 --> 00:16:07.700 align:center line:85% position:50% size:40%
REBECCA: I KNOW.

00:16:07.766 --> 00:16:08.767 align:center line:85% position:50% size:38%
JONATHAN: OKAY.

00:16:08.834 --> 00:16:11.070 align:center line:79% position:50% size:65%
NEVER HAVE I EVER LISTENED
TO CHRISTMAS MUSIC

00:16:11.136 --> 00:16:12.538 align:center line:85% position:50% size:40%
BEFORE DECEMBER.

00:16:12.604 --> 00:16:13.672 align:center line:85% position:50% size:50%
REBECCA: OH, I HAVE.

00:16:13.739 --> 00:16:14.907 align:center line:79% position:50% size:63%
JONATHAN: WELL, I'VE BEEN
LISTENING TO YOU SING FOR

00:16:14.973 --> 00:16:18.310 align:center line:79% position:50% size:33%
THE LAST JUST
THREE DAYS.

00:16:18.377 --> 00:16:20.579 align:center line:79% position:50% size:55%
♪ JUST HEAR THOSE
SLEIGH BELLS RINGING ♪

00:16:20.646 --> 00:16:22.681 align:center line:79% position:50% size:68%
JONATHAN: NEVER HAVE I EVER
GOT FOOD POISONING

00:16:22.748 --> 00:16:23.549 align:center line:85% position:50% size:60%
FROM A CHRISTMAS DINNER.

00:16:23.615 --> 00:16:24.350 align:center line:79% position:50% size:45%
REBECA: WHY DO YOU
GET TO GO TWICE?

00:16:24.416 --> 00:16:25.050 align:center line:79% position:50% size:43%
JONATHAN: BECAUSE
YOU'RE SLOW.

00:16:25.117 --> 00:16:26.352 align:center line:85% position:50% size:48%
REBECCA: I AM SLOW.

00:16:26.418 --> 00:16:29.488 align:center line:79% position:50% size:40%
HAVE YOU EVER
BUILT A SNOWMAN?

00:16:29.555 --> 00:16:31.623 align:center line:79% position:50% size:60%
I HAVE, I DON'T KNOW IF
IT WAS AROUND CHRISTMAS.

00:16:31.690 --> 00:16:33.025 align:center line:85% position:50% size:63%
IT DOESN'T SNOW IN TEXAS.

00:16:33.092 --> 00:16:34.993 align:center line:85% position:50% size:68%
JONATHAN: I DON'T THINK SO.

00:16:35.060 --> 00:16:36.161 align:center line:85% position:50% size:40%
REBECCA: REALLY?

00:16:36.228 --> 00:16:38.030 align:center line:85% position:50% size:50%
ALL RIGHT, NEW GOAL.

00:16:38.097 --> 00:16:39.031 align:center line:85% position:50% size:48%
WE GOTTA GET YOU --

00:16:39.098 --> 00:16:40.265 align:center line:79% position:50% size:58%
JONATHAN: THE SAME YEAR
THAT WE DO YOUR

00:16:40.332 --> 00:16:41.400 align:center line:85% position:50% size:65%
WHITE CHRISTMAS SOMEWHERE,

00:16:41.467 --> 00:16:42.835 align:center line:79% position:50% size:45%
WE'LL DO A SNOWMAN
FOR ME THERE.

00:16:42.901 --> 00:16:44.269 align:center line:85% position:50% size:33%
REBECCA: YAY.

00:16:44.336 --> 00:16:45.371 align:center line:85% position:50% size:38%
OKAY, ONE MORE.

00:16:45.437 --> 00:16:47.906 align:center line:79% position:50% size:63%
JONATHAN: ONE LAST THING,
WHILE WE HAVE YOUR

00:16:47.973 --> 00:16:49.441 align:center line:85% position:50% size:60%
ATTENTION, COMMENT BELOW

00:16:49.508 --> 00:16:50.776 align:center line:85% position:50% size:55%
WHERE DO YOU RECOMMEND

00:16:50.843 --> 00:16:53.779 align:center line:79% position:50% size:78%
I TAKE REBECCA AND THE KIDS FOR
A WHITE CHRISTMAS SOMEWHERE.

00:16:53.846 --> 00:16:56.849 align:center line:79% position:50% size:40%
YOU PEOPLE WILL
KNOW GOOD PLACES

00:16:56.915 --> 00:16:59.852 align:center line:79% position:50% size:50%
AND I'D LIKE TO HEAR
SOME OPTIONS.

00:16:59.918 --> 00:17:00.352 align:center line:85% position:50% size:13%
OKAY.

00:17:00.419 --> 00:17:02.454 align:center line:85% position:50% size:40%
REBECCA: ME TOO.

00:17:02.521 --> 00:17:05.324 align:center line:79% position:50% size:53%
JONATHAN: WHAT I SAID
A SECOND AGO WAS

00:17:05.391 --> 00:17:06.325 align:center line:79% position:50% size:30%
NEVER HAVE I
EVER GOT

00:17:06.392 --> 00:17:09.995 align:center line:79% position:50% size:48%
FOOD POISONING FROM
A CHRISTMAS DINNER.

00:17:10.062 --> 00:17:10.796 align:center line:85% position:50% size:33%
I DON'T KNOW.

00:17:10.863 --> 00:17:12.564 align:center line:79% position:50% size:43%
I DON'T THINK SO,
I HAVE NOT.

00:17:12.631 --> 00:17:14.199 align:center line:79% position:50% size:50%
REBECCA: I'VE GOTTEN
FOOD POISONING.

00:17:14.266 --> 00:17:15.267 align:center line:79% position:50% size:43%
JONATHAN: FROM A
CHRISTMAS DINNER?

00:17:15.334 --> 00:17:17.669 align:center line:79% position:50% size:63%
I DON'T KNOW IF -- IT WAS
DURING CHRISTMAS TIME.

00:17:17.736 --> 00:17:20.506 align:center line:79% position:50% size:60%
IT WAS LIKE I WAS REALLY
YOUNG AND IT WAS ON OUR

00:17:20.572 --> 00:17:22.641 align:center line:79% position:50% size:45%
WAY TO VISIT
FAMILY IN GEORGIA.

00:17:22.708 --> 00:17:24.910 align:center line:85% position:50% size:58%
WE STOPPED AT A BUFFET.

00:17:24.977 --> 00:17:25.944 align:center line:85% position:50% size:50%
JONATHAN: OH, ROUGH.

00:17:26.011 --> 00:17:27.746 align:center line:79% position:50% size:60%
REBECCA: I MEAN, I MEAN,
THAT SPEAKS FOR IT

00:17:27.813 --> 00:17:28.814 align:center line:85% position:50% size:43%
IN AND OF ITSELF.

00:17:28.881 --> 00:17:30.616 align:center line:79% position:50% size:60%
AND I WAS LIKE EIGHT
YEARS OLD AND I REMEMBER

00:17:30.682 --> 00:17:34.219 align:center line:79% position:50% size:60%
CLIMBING, CRAWLING
ACROSS THE FLOOR IN PAIN

00:17:34.286 --> 00:17:35.120 align:center line:85% position:50% size:65%
IN MY GRANDPARENTS' HOUSE.

00:17:35.187 --> 00:17:36.221 align:center line:85% position:50% size:58%
JONATHAN: OH, GOODNESS.

00:17:36.288 --> 00:17:37.156 align:center line:79% position:50% size:45%
REBECCA: IT'S LIKE
THOSE MEMORIES

00:17:37.222 --> 00:17:38.424 align:center line:79% position:50% size:38%
THAT LIKE STICK
WITH YOU.

00:17:38.490 --> 00:17:39.358 align:center line:85% position:50% size:38%
JONATHAN: YEAH.

00:17:39.425 --> 00:17:40.459 align:center line:79% position:50% size:50%
REBECCA: AND LIKE
EVERYONE WAS ASLEEP.

00:17:40.526 --> 00:17:41.093 align:center line:79% position:50% size:63%
JONATHAN: I THINK THAT
MEMORY WILL STICK WITH ME

00:17:41.160 --> 00:17:42.394 align:center line:85% position:50% size:55%
JUST HEARING ABOUT IT.

00:17:42.461 --> 00:17:46.899 align:center line:79% position:50% size:73%
REBECCA: RYAN'S, I THINK THE
NAME OF IT WAS RYAN'S BUFFET.

00:17:46.965 --> 00:17:49.234 align:center line:79% position:50% size:65%
JONATHAN: PUT A SCREENSHOT
OF THAT IN THERE.

00:17:49.301 --> 00:17:49.835 align:center line:85% position:50% size:35%
REBECCA: OKAY.

00:17:49.902 --> 00:17:50.836 align:center line:85% position:50% size:53%
THIS IS THE LAST ONE.

00:17:50.903 --> 00:17:53.305 align:center line:79% position:50% size:55%
UNLESS YOU HAVE A GOOD
ONE AFTER MINE.

00:17:53.372 --> 00:17:55.474 align:center line:79% position:50% size:55%
NEVER HAVE I EVER TOLD
A CHILD ABOUT

00:17:55.541 --> 00:17:57.876 align:center line:85% position:50% size:63%
THE TRUTH OF SANTA CLAUS.

00:17:57.943 --> 00:17:58.811 align:center line:85% position:50% size:18%
I HAVE.

00:17:58.877 --> 00:18:00.512 align:center line:79% position:50% size:53%
JONATHAN: I'VE
DEFINITELY DONE THAT.

00:18:00.579 --> 00:18:01.213 align:center line:85% position:50% size:48%
DIDN'T I DO IT LIKE

00:18:01.280 --> 00:18:02.347 align:center line:85% position:50% size:53%
RECENTLY BY ACCIDENT?

00:18:02.414 --> 00:18:03.182 align:center line:79% position:50% size:35%
LET'S NOT TALK
ABOUT IT.

00:18:03.248 --> 00:18:03.916 align:center line:85% position:50% size:55%
REBECCA: FOURTH GRADE,

00:18:03.982 --> 00:18:05.217 align:center line:85% position:50% size:23%
I DID IT.

00:18:05.284 --> 00:18:08.520 align:center line:79% position:50% size:73%
I DID NOT REALIZE THAT KIDS
THOUGHT SANTA WAS STILL REAL.

00:18:08.587 --> 00:18:09.822 align:center line:79% position:50% size:58%
LIKE I THOUGHT EVERYONE
KNEW THAT IT WASN'T

00:18:09.888 --> 00:18:14.593 align:center line:79% position:50% size:43%
A THING AND SO I
SAID IT AND YEAH.

00:18:14.660 --> 00:18:16.462 align:center line:79% position:50% size:53%
RUINED SOME CHRISTMAS
SPIRIT RIGHT THERE.

00:18:16.528 --> 00:18:18.063 align:center line:79% position:50% size:58%
I JUST THOUGHT EVERYONE
KNEW AT THAT POINT.

00:18:18.130 --> 00:18:19.298 align:center line:79% position:50% size:38%
YOU KNOW, WE
WERE LIKE NINE.

00:18:19.364 --> 00:18:21.166 align:center line:79% position:50% size:68%
JONATHAN: I ACTUALLY DON'T
KNOW IF I EVER KNEW THAT --

00:18:21.233 --> 00:18:23.502 align:center line:79% position:50% size:63%
I DON'T THINK I EVER KNEW
THAT SANTA WAS A THING.

00:18:23.569 --> 00:18:24.703 align:center line:85% position:50% size:40%
REBECCA: REALLY?

00:18:24.770 --> 00:18:25.671 align:center line:79% position:50% size:70%
JONATHAN: YEAH, LIKE I DON'T
THINK IT WAS EVER LIKE,

00:18:25.737 --> 00:18:27.940 align:center line:79% position:50% size:48%
OH, SANTA IS GOING
TO BRING YOU GIFTS.

00:18:28.006 --> 00:18:29.041 align:center line:85% position:50% size:55%
YEAH, I DON'T THINK --

00:18:29.107 --> 00:18:30.042 align:center line:79% position:50% size:68%
REBECCA: IT WAS A THING FOR
ME AND I LOVED IT.

00:18:30.108 --> 00:18:31.176 align:center line:79% position:50% size:58%
JONATHAN: NO, IT'S KIND
OF A COOL LIKE --

00:18:31.243 --> 00:18:31.810 align:center line:85% position:50% size:38%
REBECCA: IT IS.

00:18:31.877 --> 00:18:32.978 align:center line:85% position:50% size:60%
JONATHAN: MADE UP THING.

00:18:33.045 --> 00:18:34.947 align:center line:79% position:50% size:65%
REBECCA: EVERYONE HAS LIKE
A DIFFERENT OPINION ON IF

00:18:35.013 --> 00:18:35.848 align:center line:79% position:50% size:63%
YOU SHOULD TELL YOUR KIDS
OR NOT.

00:18:35.914 --> 00:18:36.815 align:center line:79% position:50% size:48%
JONATHAN: I THINK I
JUST ALWAYS KNEW

00:18:36.882 --> 00:18:38.183 align:center line:79% position:50% size:55%
MY PARENTS WERE GIVING
ME THE GIFTS.

00:18:38.250 --> 00:18:39.952 align:center line:85% position:50% size:55%
REBECCA: I MEAN, YEAH.

00:18:40.018 --> 00:18:41.019 align:center line:85% position:50% size:38%
JONATHAN: YEAH.

00:18:41.086 --> 00:18:44.823 align:center line:79% position:50% size:63%
DID ASHER EVER THINK THAT
THERE WAS A SANTA?

00:18:44.890 --> 00:18:45.691 align:center line:85% position:50% size:30%
REBECCA: NO.

00:18:45.757 --> 00:18:46.425 align:center line:79% position:50% size:55%
JONATHAN: WE COULD TRY
THIS YEAR,

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AND SEE IF HE FALLS FOR IT.

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REBECCA: I DON'T KNOW.

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JONATHAN: I ALMOST DON'T
WANT TO CONFUSE HIM,

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YOU KNOW.

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REBECCA: WELL, THIS IS OPENING
A PHILOSOPHICAL DEBATE.

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JONATHAN: YEAH.

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REBECCA: I THINK
EVERY PARENT --

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I THINK OUR
WHOLE THING WAS,

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WE WERE NOT SURE, THE
REASON WHY WE WERE HESITANT

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ABOUT DOING THE
WHOLE SANTA THING.

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BECAUSE WE LOVE LIKE THE
FUN OF IT IS WE DIDN'T

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BECAUSE WE TELL HIM
ABOUT JESUS AND

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ABOUT ALL THIS OTHER STUFF.

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SO WE DIDN'T WANT TO TELL
HIM ABOUT THE LORD AND

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THAT BEING REAL AND THEN
TELLING HIM ABOUT SANTA

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AND THEN THAT
NOT BEING REAL.

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JONATHAN: BECAUSE THEN IT'S

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LIKE WHAT'S REAL,

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WHAT'S NOT REAL.

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REBECCA: AND LITERALLY
YOU'LL HEAR FROM

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ADULTS FROM THEIR CHILDHOOD,
SOME WILL SAY,

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WE'RE THANKFUL THAT
MY KID --

00:19:21.193 --> 00:19:22.461 align:center line:79% position:50% size:45%
MY PARENTS TOLD ME
THE TRUTH.

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BECAUSE WHEN I FOUND OUT THEY
WERE LYING ABOUT SANTA,

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THAT HURT MY FEELINGS.

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AND THEN OTHER KIDS SAY,

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I'M GLAD MY PARENTS
GAVE ME THAT MEMORY.

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SO YOU JUST DO THE BEST
YOU CAN AND YOU JUST PRAY

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ABOUT AND DO WHAT'S
BEST FOR YOUR FAMILY.

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NO JUDGMENT HERE.

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JUDGEMENT FREE-ZONE ON

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THE REBECCA WEISS PODCAST.

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JONATHAN: YEAH, I THINK IT'S
A FUN IDEA TO DO IT

00:19:38.944 --> 00:19:40.045 align:center line:79% position:50% size:38%
BECAUSE YOU CAN
DO THAT THING

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WHERE YOU LIKE PRETEND LIKE --

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REBECCA: ASHER SAT ON SANTA'S
LAP LAST YEAR, THOUGH.

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JONATHAN: YEAH.

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REBECCA: SORRY, I
INTERRUPTED YOU.

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JONATHAN: YOU DID.

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YOU CAN DO
THAT THING

00:19:49.321 --> 00:19:51.990 align:center line:85% position:50% size:55%
WHERE YOU PRETEND THAT

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SANTA IS COMING AT NIGHT

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AND THEN THEY DO LIKE THE
SNOW TRACKS ON THE GROUND.

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REBECCA: YEAH.

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JONATHAN: AND LIKE THEY
PRETEND LIKE HE DRINKS

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THE MILK...

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REBECCA: AND THE COOKIES.

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JONATHAN: YEAH.

00:20:00.165 --> 00:20:01.099 align:center line:79% position:50% size:48%
REBECCA: I THINK WE
DID THAT ONE YEAR.

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JONATHAN: I DON'T
REMEMBER EVER DOING IT.

00:20:02.167 --> 00:20:03.168 align:center line:79% position:50% size:63%
REBECCA: BUT WE DO NOT DO
ELF ON THE SHELF.

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I DO NOT WANT TO
COMMIT TO THAT.

00:20:04.603 --> 00:20:07.940 align:center line:79% position:50% size:48%
JONATHAN: NO, WE DO
MENSCH THE BENCH.

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REBECCA: IS THAT A THING?

00:20:08.907 --> 00:20:09.741 align:center line:79% position:50% size:45%
JONATHAN: IT'S THE
JEWISH ONE, YEAH.

00:20:09.808 --> 00:20:11.677 align:center line:85% position:50% size:55%
MENSCH THE BENCH, YEAH

00:20:11.743 --> 00:20:12.844 align:center line:79% position:50% size:58%
REBECCA: I'VE SEEN THAT
AT TARGET.

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JONTHAN: YEAH.

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REBECCA: OH, MY GOODNESS.

00:20:14.846 --> 00:20:17.316 align:center line:79% position:50% size:78%
JONATHAN: UH, I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT ELF ON THE SHELF IS.

00:20:17.382 --> 00:20:18.350 align:center line:85% position:50% size:48%
REBECCA: IT'S OKAY.

00:20:18.417 --> 00:20:19.451 align:center line:79% position:50% size:60%
I DON'T THINK WE'RE
GOING TO BE THAT FAMILY.

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JONATHAN: OKAY.

00:20:20.218 --> 00:20:20.986 align:center line:85% position:50% size:53%
REBECCA: SO LAST ONE?

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JONATHAN: SURE.

00:20:21.887 --> 00:20:22.454 align:center line:85% position:50% size:63%
REBECCA: HAVE YOU EVER --

00:20:22.521 --> 00:20:23.388 align:center line:85% position:50% size:13%
SURE.

00:20:23.455 --> 00:20:25.757 align:center line:79% position:50% size:45%
HAVE YOU EVER WORN
MATCHING PAJAMAS?

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JONATHAN: NO.

00:20:26.792 --> 00:20:27.960 align:center line:85% position:50% size:53%
REBECCA: WE HAVE NOT.

00:20:28.026 --> 00:20:30.228 align:center line:79% position:50% size:78%
EVERY YEAR I WANT TO SEE
MATCHING PAJAMAS AND EVERY YEAR

00:20:30.295 --> 00:20:31.229 align:center line:85% position:50% size:35%
THEY SELL OUT.

00:20:31.296 --> 00:20:32.764 align:center line:85% position:50% size:55%
SO I JUST DON'T DO IT.

00:20:32.831 --> 00:20:34.433 align:center line:79% position:50% size:50%
JONATHAN: I MIGHT DO
IT FOR ELIANA

00:20:34.499 --> 00:20:36.835 align:center line:79% position:50% size:53%
WHEN SHE'S LIKE FOUR,
OR 5 OR 6 YEARS OLD.

00:20:36.902 --> 00:20:38.003 align:center line:79% position:50% size:58%
REBECCA: SHE'S GOING TO
BE SO CUTE.

00:20:38.070 --> 00:20:39.504 align:center line:85% position:50% size:68%
JONATHAN: YEAH, BUT I MEAN,

00:20:39.571 --> 00:20:42.541 align:center line:79% position:50% size:65%
LISTEN, YOU'LL HAVE TO
REALLY FIND SOMETHING COOL

00:20:42.608 --> 00:20:43.609 align:center line:85% position:50% size:45%
BECAUSE I'M NOT --

00:20:43.675 --> 00:20:45.210 align:center line:79% position:50% size:55%
REBECCA: YOU'RE GONNA
WANT HANUKKAH PAJAMAS.

00:20:45.277 --> 00:20:47.980 align:center line:79% position:50% size:73%
JONATHAN: YEAH, OR ONES THAT
ARE COMFORTABLE OR, YOU KNOW,

00:20:48.046 --> 00:20:49.681 align:center line:79% position:50% size:50%
LOOK COOL, IF THAT'S
EVEN POSSIBLE.

00:20:49.748 --> 00:20:50.582 align:center line:79% position:50% size:63%
REBECCA: DO ANY CHRISTMAS
PAJAMAS LOOK COOL?

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JONATHAN: NOT REALLY,
YOU'RE RIGHT.

00:20:53.251 --> 00:20:55.120 align:center line:79% position:50% size:48%
I DON'T REALLY LIKE
PAJAMAS IN GENERAL,

00:20:55.187 --> 00:20:55.988 align:center line:85% position:50% size:38%
I'M NOT LIKE --

00:20:56.054 --> 00:20:56.488 align:center line:79% position:50% size:45%
REBECCA: WE'RE NOT
PAJAMA PEOPLE.

00:20:56.555 --> 00:20:57.389 align:center line:85% position:50% size:33%
JONATHAN: NO.

00:20:57.456 --> 00:20:58.957 align:center line:79% position:50% size:48%
REBECCA: WE JUST
WEAR LIKE T-SHIRTS.

00:20:59.024 --> 00:20:59.791 align:center line:85% position:50% size:70%
JONATHAN: BASKETBALL SHORTS.

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REBECCA: YEAH, NORMAL
SHORTS.

00:21:01.193 --> 00:21:02.160 align:center line:85% position:50% size:38%
JONATHAN: YEAH.

00:21:02.227 --> 00:21:04.930 align:center line:79% position:50% size:58%
REBECCA: WE'RE NOT
REALLY FANCY LIKE THAT.

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JONATHAN: YEAH.

00:21:06.164 --> 00:21:08.900 align:center line:79% position:50% size:70%
REBECCA: ALL RIGHT, WELL, IF
YOU'RE WATCHING THIS,

00:21:08.967 --> 00:21:11.536 align:center line:79% position:50% size:58%
WE HOPE THAT YOU HAVE A
VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS.

00:21:11.603 --> 00:21:12.738 align:center line:79% position:50% size:58%
JONATHAN: AND IF YOU'RE
NOT WATCHING IT,

00:21:12.804 --> 00:21:15.907 align:center line:79% position:50% size:70%
WE ALSO HOPE THAT YOU HAVE A
VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS TOO.

00:21:15.974 --> 00:21:17.743 align:center line:79% position:50% size:50%
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE
WATCHING THIS TO GET

00:21:17.809 --> 00:21:18.977 align:center line:85% position:50% size:43%
A NICE CHRISTMAS.

00:21:19.044 --> 00:21:21.246 align:center line:79% position:50% size:58%
REBECCA: NO, I WAS JUST
TRYING TO WRAP IT UP.

00:21:21.313 --> 00:21:22.848 align:center line:85% position:50% size:75%
JONATHAN: AND I WON'T LET YOU.

00:21:22.914 --> 00:21:23.815 align:center line:79% position:50% size:45%
REBECCA: HOW DO WE
WRAP THIS UP?

00:21:23.882 --> 00:21:25.150 align:center line:85% position:50% size:55%
OKAY, YOU TAKE US OUT.

00:21:25.217 --> 00:21:28.387 align:center line:79% position:50% size:48%
JONATHAN: UM, LIKE,
COMMENT AND SHARE.

00:21:28.453 --> 00:21:29.521 align:center line:85% position:50% size:43%
WE'D LOVE TO HEAR

00:21:29.588 --> 00:21:31.256 align:center line:79% position:50% size:58%
YOUR FAVORITE CHRISTMAS
MEMORIES BELOW AND YOUR

00:21:31.323 --> 00:21:33.392 align:center line:79% position:50% size:55%
FAVORITE DESTINATIONS
OF WHERE YOU RECOMMEND

00:21:33.458 --> 00:21:35.894 align:center line:79% position:50% size:68%
I TAKE REBECCA AND THE KIDS
TO HAVE A WHITE CHRISTMAS.

00:21:35.961 --> 00:21:41.033 align:center line:85% position:50% size:05%
♪♪


